conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize