Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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