I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont even know how to be here
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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