I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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