I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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