i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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