Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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