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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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