That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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