who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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