I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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