how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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