try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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