He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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