My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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