I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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