I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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