forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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