WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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