mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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