Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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