I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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