and next time when you feel me up, do it right
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
