so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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