it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
wow bdsm is so cute
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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