At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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