They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Two words: nipple clamps
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