Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
