you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it glows. i had to have it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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