Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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