How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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