some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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