Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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