I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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