i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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