what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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