It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me