Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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