I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You did what with his pubic hair?
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