dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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