I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.