who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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