tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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