The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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