We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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