so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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