Kiss
Puke
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
