yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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