I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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