i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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