We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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