She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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