I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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