If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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