she looked like the bat from fern gully.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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