What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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