Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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