I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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