we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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