we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Mom said you looked used
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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