I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there was a trapeze. enough said
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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